‘Intelligence’ report
What I like about this government is that Filipino intelligence officers are the worst blabbermouths within the State’s security agencies. While intelligence officers in other countries behave discretely with full cloak and dagger secrecy, Filipino intelligence officers go to the media, hold a full press conference, and announce to the whole world unverified raw intelligence information about alleged assassination attempts against Mrs. Arroyo.
What really makes this “intelligence” report incredible is that a security guard saw the incriminating document just lying around somewhere. He picked it up, then turned over to the police.
I’m indignant! How careless can those assassination plotters get? With all the clandestine trainings and technology in their hands, how can Al-Qaeda/Jemaah Islamiyah be so careless as to leave such an incriminating note where ordinary people can stumble upon them? Why can’t they follow their other units who blew up the twin towers? Yes, I’m talking of that Al-Qaeda unit who successfully blew up the World Trade Center during 9/11, which the US government, with its most sophisticated intelligence gathering techniques, was unable to stop.
Maybe our intelligence community is made up of stuff these US intelligence agents lack – a more hyperactive imagination. It is as if our Presidential Security Group, by the grace of Bert Gonzalez or whoever is the official security spinner, stumbled upon an incriminating document as if it fell from heaven (or from an “intelligence” agent’s hyperactive mind). Simply fantastic!
To our intelligence officers in the Armed Forces, Presidential Security Group, Philippine National Police, and the National Security Agency, please don’t insult our intelligence. We can see through the lies, you know. If you can concoct a better scenario to divert our attention from the scandals of billion-dollar corruption involving the President and her family, please do so. Hire people with better imagination, please!
